what would jennifer aniston do?

so i read an article just last night from last weekend's globe and mail... it talked of how jennifer aniston probably doesn't like anything to do with mother's day (issues with her and her mom, not wanting to have children, brad...). anyways, the writer was saying how she should just get into an all out cat-fight with angelina jolie regarding the scandalousness of angelina and brad. the writer wrote that it'd probably do jennifer some good instead of her just moping around and withering away into the thickness of a pretzel (writer's words, not mines). at first i agreed. maybe letting angelina have it would be good... but then i thought about it. what good would that do? angelina oozes with sex appeal. she could get whoever she wants. when she's done with brad, she'll dump him, no doubt. she's way too independant to have a sensitive guy like him weighing her down (and don't even get me started on guys!). and she's sooo much younger. she has the time to find a more suitable mate. and who's to say that she won't get back (again) with billy bob, even for just a minute? i think jennifer is doing just fine. she's chillin like she should be... and so what if she's withering away? if you were to lose the one you love to some curvaceous, eye-catching, homewrecking ho, wouldn't you be even a little bit upset? and being upset throws your appetite off whack. and the options are that she'd either be a waif, or she'd get fat. from personal experience, food just doesn't have the same appeal when you eat it and you're single as opposed to when you've got someone (i am currently weighing in at 93 pounds... just barely!.. yeah it's rough.). i wonder if brad's ever gonna realize that he let a good thing go. i wonder what jennifer's doing to keep sane. i wish i could call her up and ask her if she wants to hang. anyways, not like i follow the hollywood gossip, but it's just my opinion.