... is a *big hug*.
i needed one a couple weeks back and when i finally got it, i felt a lot better.
i know that it's not even a real hug, but with my little virtual hug, i hope all of you who need it feel at least a little bit better. i'm thinkin bout you.
Wednesday, July 27, 2005
Monday, July 18, 2005
did you brain your damage?!
i really don't know how to say this. guys can be amazingly smart. but likewise, they can be amazingly stupid. now i'm sure that the guys reading this are rolling their eyes and saying "oh here she goes AGAIN!" but hear me out: it has nothing to do with any guy that is reading my blog. for real. you guys (the very exclusive and select few of you that there are) are way above this one guy's mental range. so please read on.
let's call him RS. he's a photographer, he does shoots for certain sporting events, he's got a decent makeshift studio in the basement of his parents' "vancouver special" house, and he's working on his portfolio for his little side business. he also has a girlfriend (who is 7 years his major) and they've been in their relationship for about 3 years, sex with each other being a part of only the first 2 years. she has issues where she thinks she's turning to sex just to make herself feel better... she doesn't wanna be like that so about a year ago, instead of changing her outlook on sex as a way to express her love to her significant other, she decided that she just wouldn't do it at all til her and RS get married. she told him if he wants to do other chicks because she's not putting out, she's cool with that. yeah... what the hell?!! that relationship is SO not healthy... i mean come on. if you're not seeing eye to eye (especially with topics you might rate high on your priorities list), you should really figure things out... and if it's still not up to your standards, just break up with the person already! don't make your situation the excuse for your actions.
now that's RS's life all in a nutshell... and apparently that is the reason why he HAD to act the way he did with me. see, we were shooting in his studio for this thing (i can't specify this), and he felt that this meant that it'd be cool for him to cop a feel. très unprofessional. i, being the classy lady i am, told him that the photo shoot was over and politely refrained from wrecking all his cool photography equipment. he proceeded to tell me his sob story and i was so surprised at how stupid and selfish he was acting. like common sense wasn't an option?! as if i wouldn't notice a guy trying to get at me! but for real... is he insane?! this could be a really big deal and he could really get into some serious shit (i cuss because that's how serious it is!)... endanger his job, his business, his reputation (if it was any good to begin with)... all because he went all horndog on a model. that's pretty pathetic.
i'm gonna write a letter to the people he works for (that i know of) and let them know that "RS should be relieved of his duties because he's gotta find a way to get laid by his girlfriend. until then, it would be unwise to let him be in the same room alone with anyone (female for now, but you never know how desperate he'll get) if his penis is in charge. thank you for your time. sincerely..."
let's call him RS. he's a photographer, he does shoots for certain sporting events, he's got a decent makeshift studio in the basement of his parents' "vancouver special" house, and he's working on his portfolio for his little side business. he also has a girlfriend (who is 7 years his major) and they've been in their relationship for about 3 years, sex with each other being a part of only the first 2 years. she has issues where she thinks she's turning to sex just to make herself feel better... she doesn't wanna be like that so about a year ago, instead of changing her outlook on sex as a way to express her love to her significant other, she decided that she just wouldn't do it at all til her and RS get married. she told him if he wants to do other chicks because she's not putting out, she's cool with that. yeah... what the hell?!! that relationship is SO not healthy... i mean come on. if you're not seeing eye to eye (especially with topics you might rate high on your priorities list), you should really figure things out... and if it's still not up to your standards, just break up with the person already! don't make your situation the excuse for your actions.
now that's RS's life all in a nutshell... and apparently that is the reason why he HAD to act the way he did with me. see, we were shooting in his studio for this thing (i can't specify this), and he felt that this meant that it'd be cool for him to cop a feel. très unprofessional. i, being the classy lady i am, told him that the photo shoot was over and politely refrained from wrecking all his cool photography equipment. he proceeded to tell me his sob story and i was so surprised at how stupid and selfish he was acting. like common sense wasn't an option?! as if i wouldn't notice a guy trying to get at me! but for real... is he insane?! this could be a really big deal and he could really get into some serious shit (i cuss because that's how serious it is!)... endanger his job, his business, his reputation (if it was any good to begin with)... all because he went all horndog on a model. that's pretty pathetic.
i'm gonna write a letter to the people he works for (that i know of) and let them know that "RS should be relieved of his duties because he's gotta find a way to get laid by his girlfriend. until then, it would be unwise to let him be in the same room alone with anyone (female for now, but you never know how desperate he'll get) if his penis is in charge. thank you for your time. sincerely..."
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
planet asia
no, this name has nothing to do with planets or asia for that matter. i have no idea why a rapper would name himself that. however i guess i should do a bit more of a background check on him to understand where he's coming from. what i DO know about him is that he's from south central california, and he is all for keeping the west coast in the "rap game". now you give me one west coast rapper who is not overly proud to admit to his west coast heritage. i feel that the "rap game" IS kinda vain like that. "shout outs", "hollas", "props"... it's always been like that.
but i digress...
i went to the planet asia and afu ra concert at sonar last thursday. it was actually supposed to headline with inspectah deck, but due to whatever reasons it might have been, he got held up at the airport in vancouver. i think he couldn't even make it to any of his other canadian shows. anyways, after planet asia's set, he ended up kickin back and sittin right beside where me and my friends were at. he was hilarious. to every girl that passed by him, he'd reach out and take her wrist to pull her up to him and get his mack on. it was funny, cuz it happened to a blonde girl, then an asian girl, then a brunette... i was so impressed at his confidence that i turned to my friend and said "dude! i wonder if i walk past him if he'll grab my arm too!"... see, i'm not saying that i wanted to get picked up by him. them girls looked like they wanted to go home with someone that night. i was rollin wit my homies so really, i didn't need anymore testosterone. i jus thought that it'd be funny to see if, lookin plain as i do, i'd make the "cut". so yeah, i showed my friend exactly how i'd do it, pretendin to walk past with my arm extended, as if i'd be expecting him to grab it... and while we were giggling, planet asia turned to me, looked me in the eye and said "i can hear what you're thinkin!"... i was busted for clownin on him!! it was so funny. then i went up to him and was laughin cuz he pulled me close so that the brunette wouldn't here him say "you wanna know what i'm doin? i'm jus bull shittin... that's honestly what i'm doin." he was a funny guy. and as my friend said, i'm lucky he wasn't all diva bout it.
and that's my story.
but i digress...
i went to the planet asia and afu ra concert at sonar last thursday. it was actually supposed to headline with inspectah deck, but due to whatever reasons it might have been, he got held up at the airport in vancouver. i think he couldn't even make it to any of his other canadian shows. anyways, after planet asia's set, he ended up kickin back and sittin right beside where me and my friends were at. he was hilarious. to every girl that passed by him, he'd reach out and take her wrist to pull her up to him and get his mack on. it was funny, cuz it happened to a blonde girl, then an asian girl, then a brunette... i was so impressed at his confidence that i turned to my friend and said "dude! i wonder if i walk past him if he'll grab my arm too!"... see, i'm not saying that i wanted to get picked up by him. them girls looked like they wanted to go home with someone that night. i was rollin wit my homies so really, i didn't need anymore testosterone. i jus thought that it'd be funny to see if, lookin plain as i do, i'd make the "cut". so yeah, i showed my friend exactly how i'd do it, pretendin to walk past with my arm extended, as if i'd be expecting him to grab it... and while we were giggling, planet asia turned to me, looked me in the eye and said "i can hear what you're thinkin!"... i was busted for clownin on him!! it was so funny. then i went up to him and was laughin cuz he pulled me close so that the brunette wouldn't here him say "you wanna know what i'm doin? i'm jus bull shittin... that's honestly what i'm doin." he was a funny guy. and as my friend said, i'm lucky he wasn't all diva bout it.
and that's my story.
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